Donut Testing Methodology

Like any good scientist, when properly testing, there needs to be a control item.  A simple, basic testing factor that remains the same.  For this Donut Monster, that control is the donut with chocolate icing, more commonly known as a chocolate donut.  Donuts shops are first and foremost ranked on their ability to produce the best chocolate donut.  This keeps standards and testing methodology the same.  Other donuts are secondary, while price is tertiary. 

A secondary control donut is the glazed donut. 

For variety, which is the spice of life, a sampling of the shop’s specialty donuts are a must. 

Some might wonder, what about the coffee as a testing mechanism?  And I say, what about it?  If you would like to numb your taste buds prior to or during donut enjoyment, why not just eat a piece of wheat bread instead?  Seriously, it would be much healthier.  Okay, okay, that might be extreme.  But I am a donut purist, and prefer to give my taste buds an unaltered opinion on donuts (hey, its why I’m a professional).

If you need coffee to get you awake, perhaps you’ve pigged out on one too many donuts lately.  The excitement of a wonderful, fresh donut in your mouth should be enough to get you going in the morning.  The real excuse for coffee might be the sugar crash that might come on a hot day after you notice the dozen donuts you ordered by yourself is nowhere to be found. 


Donuts with cream filling – leave the filling out.  If you make a great donut, why put in a filler?  Don’t we know that fillers in food aren’t a good thing?   

Is it donut, doughnut, both, or it depends?